{"id":8,"date":"2018-02-19T19:36:21","date_gmt":"2018-02-19T19:36:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.johndump.com\/dump\/?page_id=8"},"modified":"2018-02-19T21:13:35","modified_gmt":"2018-02-19T21:13:35","slug":"about","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/www.johndump.com\/dump\/about\/","title":{"rendered":"About"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>John Dump is a talking toilet with a lot to learn.\u00a0 As President of a great country, he unfortunately has to learn in front of the whole world.\u00a0 But his lessons can help us all to be better people.\u00a0 Or toilets.\u00a0 Whatever.<\/p>\n<p>This site is a work of fiction.\u00a0 It is loosely based on real events, but should be considered satire.\u00a0 Do not consider this site a news source.\u00a0 Please!<\/p>\n<p>We do hope that any real presidents who happen upon this website learn some of the lessons that our fictional president learns:\u00a0 Respect, Peace, Compassion.<\/p>\n<p>This site was started by a mild mannered person who does not want anyone knocking at her door, please.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>John Dump is a talking toilet with a lot to learn.\u00a0 As President of a great country, he unfortunately has&hellip; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/www.johndump.com\/dump\/about\/\">Read more <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">About<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-8","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.johndump.com\/dump\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/8","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.johndump.com\/dump\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.johndump.com\/dump\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.johndump.com\/dump\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.johndump.com\/dump\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.johndump.com\/dump\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/8\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44,"href":"http:\/\/www.johndump.com\/dump\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/8\/revisions\/44"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.johndump.com\/dump\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}