{"id":142,"date":"2020-07-05T20:43:18","date_gmt":"2020-07-05T20:43:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.johndump.com\/dump\/?p=142"},"modified":"2020-07-05T20:43:18","modified_gmt":"2020-07-05T20:43:18","slug":"president-dump-thinks-about-which-lives-matter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.johndump.com\/dump\/2020\/07\/05\/president-dump-thinks-about-which-lives-matter\/","title":{"rendered":"President Dump Thinks About Which Lives Matter"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"716\" src=\"http:\/\/www.johndump.com\/dump\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/dumpmatterfinal-1024x716.jpg\" alt=\"President John Dump is a talking toilet who is president of a Great Country.  He is going through a difficult transformation.  He is learning to be human.  Today I was giving a speech about how all lives matter.  &quot;What happened to our country?  They are taking it away.  They think your life doesn't matter.  Well, I believe All lives matter.  Yes.  No.  Hold on.&quot;\n\nI was lying!  In fact, I thought very few lives, other than my own, mattered (even a little).  \" class=\"wp-image-143\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.johndump.com\/dump\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/dumpmatterfinal-1024x716.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.johndump.com\/dump\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/dumpmatterfinal-300x210.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.johndump.com\/dump\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/dumpmatterfinal-768x537.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.johndump.com\/dump\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/dumpmatterfinal-660x462.jpg 660w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-142","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.johndump.com\/dump\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.johndump.com\/dump\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.johndump.com\/dump\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.johndump.com\/dump\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.johndump.com\/dump\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=142"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.johndump.com\/dump\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":144,"href":"http:\/\/www.johndump.com\/dump\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142\/revisions\/144"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.johndump.com\/dump\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=142"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.johndump.com\/dump\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=142"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.johndump.com\/dump\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=142"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}