{"id":92,"date":"2018-11-20T01:14:54","date_gmt":"2018-11-20T01:14:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.johndump.com\/dump\/?p=92"},"modified":"2019-01-26T00:55:46","modified_gmt":"2019-01-26T00:55:46","slug":"world-toilet-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.johndump.com\/dump\/2018\/11\/20\/world-toilet-day\/","title":{"rendered":"World Toilet Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In honor of World Toilet Day, here is a picture from the John Dump archive.&nbsp; When John was young, he learned that whining and crying were extremely powerful tools.&nbsp; When mixed with persistence, they could get John anything he wanted.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_93\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-93\" style=\"width: 545px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-93\" src=\"http:\/\/www.johndump.com\/dump\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/dumpbaby-300x251.jpg\" alt=\"John Dump was a cranky baby.\" width=\"545\" height=\"456\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.johndump.com\/dump\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/dumpbaby-300x251.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.johndump.com\/dump\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/dumpbaby.jpg 471w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 545px) 100vw, 545px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-93\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">John Dump was a baby toilet who could get what he wanted.&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In honor of World Toilet Day, here is a picture from the John Dump archive.&nbsp; When John was young, he&hellip; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/www.johndump.com\/dump\/2018\/11\/20\/world-toilet-day\/\">Read more <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">World Toilet Day<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":93,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-92","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.johndump.com\/dump\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.johndump.com\/dump\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.johndump.com\/dump\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.johndump.com\/dump\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.johndump.com\/dump\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=92"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.johndump.com\/dump\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":106,"href":"http:\/\/www.johndump.com\/dump\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92\/revisions\/106"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.johndump.com\/dump\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/93"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.johndump.com\/dump\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=92"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.johndump.com\/dump\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=92"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.johndump.com\/dump\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=92"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}