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Can President Dump Clean Up His Act?

President Dump is a talking toilet who can become a real human being, if he wants to!

Author: John Dump

I was once a toilet, but through hard work, I was able to become a human being. Most of the time. We all act like toilets sometimes.

President Dump Thinks About Which Lives Matter

Posted on July 5, 2020 by John Dump
Today I said something that hurt my mouth on the way out. It was a bitter, selfish (frankly, disturbing) lie. Today I realized I am KILLING PEOPLE with my words. I am writing this down because I can't stand to hear the sound of my own voice anymore.

President Dump Shuts Up, for Once!

Posted on April 4, 2020 by John Dump

President Dump: Protector of Public Health

Posted on March 3, 2020April 4, 2020 by John Dump

President Dump: Protector of Public Health!

President Dump: Champion of Religious Freedom

Posted on January 24, 2020April 4, 2020 by John Dump

President Dump: Champion of Religious Freedom

John Dump Walks Through the Darkness

Posted on May 15, 2019 by John Dump

John Dump walks through the woods.

Posted on February 9, 2019 by John Dump

John Dump walked through the woods.  He was scared. He was lost. His friend, the bird, had disappeared when the… Read more John Dump walks through the woods.

Toilet President hangs his head after an exhausting week.

You think YOU had a bad week?

Posted on January 26, 2019January 26, 2019 by John Dump

You think YOU had a bad week?

Humble Pie

Posted on November 23, 2018January 26, 2019 by John Dump
John Dump was a cranky baby.

World Toilet Day

Posted on November 20, 2018January 26, 2019 by John Dump

In honor of World Toilet Day, here is a picture from the John Dump archive.  When John was young, he… Read more World Toilet Day

President Dump Needs a Break

Posted on November 14, 2018November 15, 2018 by John Dump

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