Author: John Dump
I was once a toilet, but through hard work, I was able to become a human being. Most of the time. We all act like toilets sometimes.

President Dump Shuts Up, for Once!

President Dump: Protector of Public Health
President Dump: Protector of Public Health!

President Dump: Champion of Religious Freedom
President Dump: Champion of Religious Freedom
John Dump Walks Through the Darkness
John Dump walks through the woods.
John Dump walked through the woods. He was scared. He was lost. His friend, the bird, had disappeared when the… Read more John Dump walks through the woods.

You think YOU had a bad week?
You think YOU had a bad week?

Humble Pie

World Toilet Day
In honor of World Toilet Day, here is a picture from the John Dump archive. When John was young, he… Read more World Toilet Day